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So you keep thinking that all pet foods are the same? Ok, here are 8 reasons your pet thinks you are a loser:

1. You firmly believe what the pet food name tells you. If it says ‘Premium’ or ‘Choice’ in the name, you believe it and buy it. Hey this company spent millions researching which name will sell the most dog food and cat food who am I to doubt research?

2. You base your pet’s food decision by who has the sweetest commercial. Those cute dogs and cats in the commercial - Awwww, you just have to buy that food.

3. You buy your pet’s food from the same place you buy your food. Excuse me?…this is a grocery store isn’t it? Besides, it says ‘premium’ (reference reason #1) and it’s only $7.00 for a 25 pound bag! Why should you bother to make another stop at that fancy, high priced, special pet store? They all say premium don’t they?

4. Organic my #%%! You were born at night, but it wasn’t last night. You know high quality food when you visit the drive thru of your favorite fast food restaurant. Your pet knows it too! Those organic weirdo’s are being taken for a ride!

5. Who cares if it comes from China! You find it hard to believe all this nonsense about dangerous Chinese imports. Those fancy, smancey U.S. athletes having their own food shipped into the upcoming Olympic Games in China - geez. That’s so last year.

6. Chemicals - Smemicals. That’s just some psycho saying chemical preservatives can cause cancer! The FDA says it safe!

7. Antioxidants, what? Don’t mess with me buddy. You’ve been around the block a few times and you know for sure all this garbage about ‘free radicals’ is just some health nut craze. Probably the same jerks that spread those ugly rumors about second hand smoke. Andthat other thingchelated or proteinated minerals. It’s the same jokers trying to tell me this chelated mineral thing is healthier for my pet. Seriouslyget a life!

8. Some pets are just lucky. Just like your neighbor’s dog that is 13 and still runs at the dog park everyday. Hmmm, that dog does eat some healthy food. Nah, that’s just luck. You’d rather not talk about it anymore.

Congratulations! Your pet thinks you’re a loser.

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